Funny Omegle Conversations

Ill start it off.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: Oh hey
Stranger: Can I ask u a question
You: sure
You: anything
Stranger: Oh what is ur secret?
You: victoriaa is my secret
Stranger: Oh good one
You: good what
Stranger: Joke.. It wasn't funny!
Stranger: Hah!
You: :(
You: mean
Stranger: Sorry
You: no no sorry
You: leave now
You: LEAVE!
Stranger: I'm coming to ur house right now
Stranger: And raping ut whole family
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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You:  i love you
Stranger: oh
Stranger: is that what you say to everybody?
You: maybe
You: you cant prove anything!!!

Code:

Talk to strangers!
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hey Female 21
You: im a puppy dog
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey, you a 21 year old female?
Stranger: yes i am!
Stranger: How did you know?
You: I'm amazing. bow chicka wow wow
Stranger: Now...describe female...
You: Rather large penis...nice size titties.
Stranger: that is an intense mixture...
Stranger: im a big fan of the titties tho
You: yes it is a very intense mixture. And I can't wait to see it
Stranger: Oh..sorry to disappoint you. We're all out of titties...but there is a ton of dick if you're still interested
You: AWWW HELLZ YEAH! Now are you cool with me pooping on ur chest?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.